“Because of the dog’s joyfulness, our own is increased. It is no small gift.” – Mary Oliver
Dynamite on Four Legs
There is a saying about being careful what you ask for. While still grieving for the loss of my canine companion Pepper, I saw this picture of an adorable eight-month-old puppy, or so the shelter said. I suspect now, judging by his continuing puppy mannerisms and how much he has grown since May, that he might have been a bit younger.
The important thing, however, is that the minute I saw what I thought was her face but turned out to be his face, my heart did a jazz dance. “I want this dog,” I wailed, knowing he was over 800 miles away from my home in Tucson.
The tears worked. With the help of a good friend, Scamp – who was Smidge at the shelter and Harley until I realized his true name was Scamp – now belongs to me. He weighed 18 pounds when I got him, and now, I’m guessing, weighs 30 pounds. I’m hoping he won’t get much bigger.
The best thing about him is that he has never met a person or a dog, German shepherds and English bulldogs included, that he doesn’t like, and hasn’t got a mean bone in his furry body.
On the other hand, he wasn’t house broken when I got him. To get him to that stage, I walked him every hour for two weeks – and I live in a third-floor walk-up apartment. We’re now down to five or six walks a day, the first one at 5 a.m. He is this old-broad’s exercise plan, I should note.

Photo taken this morning of Scamp and his best friend, Dusty, sitting nicely — for treats. — Photo by Pat Bean
Scamp is sassy and wants his way, and pulls when he wants to go in the opposite direction than I do on our walks. I’m working on that. He comes about 50 percent of the time when called, but is good at sitting – for a treat. The word NO is still a foreign language to him, but I have this loud YEECCK sound when I am really exasperated that he seems to understand.
The second I sit down in a chair, he hops in my lap and proceeds to push the book away, or else try to chew on it. He is seriously cutting into my reading time. He doesn’t like me talking on the phone either, or being on my computer. He thinks he should have all my attention.
I’ve kept track, and so far, he has torn up 10 rolls of toilet paper — make that 11. Between the time I started writing this and now, he got another roll that I forgot to put back on a HIGH shelf when the phone rang and interrupted my brain,
He’s chewed up two plastic dog dishes, a plastic plate, one pen, one leash, and I now have chew marks on one of my dining room chairs. A cardboard box is his favorite toy. He tears it into penny-size pieces for me to pick up.
But he’s mine, and I love him. He’s a damn lucky dog!
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Pat Bean is a retired journalist who lives in Tucson. She is a wondering-wanderer, avid reader, Lonely Planet Community Pathfinder, Story Circle Network board member, author of Travels with Maggie available on Amazon, enthusiastic birder, and is always searching for life’s silver lining
“He’s a damn lucky dog!” – A truer word was neveer spoken! But I think, you yourself are very lucky too.
Give Scamp a pat from me, please, and a scratch behind his ears,
Pit
Oh my – your patience is admirable! Scamp is adorable though, and these wonderful creatures are worth the inconvenience for the unconditional love they give us 🙂
Our recently adopted dog Juniper is still a puppy at her estimated age of 16 months, but thankfully the housebreaking and worst of the chewing was out of her system before we adopted her. She is a near-perfect dog 99% of the time, but the other 1% is so unruly and downright crazy that my husband and I end up with bite marks and bruises from her downright violent play (we call this behavior “level 10”, which she reaches in a matter of seconds from a calm state). Even multi-mile walks do not eliminate the crazy behavior. Daily trips to the dog park would prevent it but that’s not always possible. As I type this, I am covered in mud from 20 minutes of aggressive fetch and frisbee in the yard. And Juniper will probably still reach level 10 tonight before bed tonight because it’s too darn hot for the dog park. Dear fall, we here in the southeast would really love to see you…
It’s nice to know I’m not alone. Scamp is finally understanding what No means. But it has to be said in a loud and rough voice. Thanks for liking my blogs … and yours make me want to be able to do long hikes again. But being 80 has other advantages, and I love being an old broad.